Tres Moves

Three things to improve the Dodgers.

1. Trade Billingsley for Vagisil.

2. Trade Kuroda for slime.

3. Trade Jason Schmittt for beer.

KERSHOCKER?!

the baby is the astros.

CULUR BARIER

PLEASE! ENUFFF IS UNFFF. LET US PUT THE BARRIER BACKS UP. WE NEED BETTER COMPETITION/1

WHEN WILL DODGERS ALLOW GAYZ?

cUM ON dodger fanz. ! we are all seriously wondering when you will add gayz on the team!!!!!! i mean, hey~! what iz it? is it the nineties, or what? i mean 3VERY-1 knows that lasorda haz been gay for like a million years so whats the big deal?

topic number two.

J---LO! WHEN will james LonEy begin to understand he needs to his more than like zero homeruns for us not to think he is uppity? Not to be weird or anything but zero homeruns in like his last whatever is G. A. Y. what a liberal.

3. abortions. DON'T GO THERE~~!!!!

AND WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH SO MANY LATINAS AT THE GAYMES. THAT MUST BE THE GANG INFLUENZ OR WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!

thoughts on the all-star festivities...

-i'm not too sure whats a bigger letdown, the final round of the home run derby or losing your anal virginity.

-joe torre has no business being associated with the all-star game with his season long quest to keep the dodgers' 3rd most productive player batting 7th or 8th in the lineup.

-watching derek jeter getting pegged brought joy to my heart. if only tiny tim would have aimed for his neck.

-obama's first pitch disappointed me. i thought he liked and played sports.

-carl crawford will be the reason that the dodgers have to play the 1st 2 games on the road in the world series.

-which reminds me, having an exhibition game decide who gets home field advantage in the world series is a historically stupid idea.... think "bay of pigs" stupid.

-tim mccarver is still an idiot.

-its nice to see the NL West pitchers represent themselves well. they were responsible for all the runs scored by the opposition.

Full Swing

I haven't been keeping up on my baseball as much as I should, especially considering all of you , and the rest of the Dodger fandom are counting on me to supply you with anything and everything necessary with regards to Dodger knowledge/trivia/statistical analysis. Hopefully you have not all given up on baseball since the recent 3 week DBB hiatus. Between the NBA playoffs, an upturn in the work arena, and a general busyness that has fallen upon me in recent weeks the DBB and Dodger games in general have only been enojoyed in passing and with erratic regularity.

With all that said I am going to talk about what I know, and right now it is not a whole lot about baseball, except that the Dodgers without ManRam and with their seemingly no name starting rotation are still gaming! Let's take a look at the winning pitchers in some of the recent games, the last 14 W's to be precise: Milton, Wolf, Kershaw, Milton, Ohman, Broxton, Leach, Billingsley, Troncoso, Kershaw, Weaver, Broxton, Wolf, Stults, in that order working backwards.... ummm minus, Bills these are all washed up has beens, never were-beens, or not there yet beens (in the case of Kershaw). This seems rather phenominal to me, since any human with an IQ equal to or greater than an 8 year old should realize that the loss of your best offensive player and the reliance upon unproven pitchers and proven pitchers (proven to not be that good) in the case of Wolf and Weaver, should lead to all things unbearable, like watching the Rockies, Nationals, or Royals of old.

The whole freakin' staff has been solid for the most part, and somehow, Juan D'Vaughn Pierre HAS substituted as well as just about anyone could for ManRam... INCREDIBLE! Never thought I would see the day. Casey Blake is hitting right at the .300 mark, Raffi is by far the worst offender that gets regular at bats. This is borderline mind boggling to me. Rather than watching this all take place, I have been spending my time watching the most pathetic professional sport in history... the NBA, or as I prefer to say the National BasketballGamesDecidedAndRuinedByReferees Association. Maybe I can not watch the Dodgers into a World Series victory, time will tell.

Does anyone else hate the NBA right now? I'm a big time Laker fan and I can't even stand to watch. I always hated Reggie Miller for starting the "I'm gonna shoot and then kick the defender while I am in the air, but fall down so it will be a foul on him" flop. Same goes for Vlade. Now all these idiots do is flop, the NBA turned into Mexican league soccer. I want dudes getting McHaled and Isaiah Thomased and crushed down low for pulling stupid stunts. Remember when Chuck and Shaq threw punches at each other? Nothing even happened, now ANdrew Bynum gets a flagrant for blocking the ball with two hands and catching a little forearm. How could anyone watch this? The whole NBA is filled with guys that should be in prison, or probably were in prison at some point. The whole Nuggets team looks like the C Block at San Quentin and the more head/arm/leg bands and jacked up 3 pt attempts the more "baller" you are... &*$% THAT!!! To top it all off, the playoffs take 7 months to complete now I think.

So, what have we learned... absolutely nothing about the Dodgers, except that they defy all reason. The NBA is like way super homo lame. And Jeopardy has been the only thing on TV worth watching lately. I think I am going to go on the show, I have been owning lately... just like the Dodgers have defied all logic, I, the guy who has been too busy to read the paper, let alone anything filled with pertinent knowledge and insight into the world has been ripping Jeopardy apart. My golf game goes from high 70's to low 90's every other round, I hate the NBA now, I would rather watch a Canadian gameshow host than sports, and I swear the other day I saw the sun rise in the West.

I don't know what the hell is going on with the world. Peace out, girl scouts.

an homage....

Courtesy of ESPN. and tribute to firejoemorgan.com

The mayor of JuanPierreWood, an idyllic subdivision of Chavez Ravine, believes in giving an honest effort for a day's pay. He's making $10 million this year. If you compute the extra time he logs in the batting cage, the weight room and the outfield shagging flies, it works out to about eight bucks an hour.

"quite frankly, i don't care if it works out to the working wage of a 7 year old Filipino boy working in a sweatshop with bleeding fingers while putting together Lebron's newest shoe. anyone making $10 million a year should produce. he could literally roll out of bed and swing the bat with eye boogers still intact while trying to fight off a hangover. as long as he puts up numbers that contributes into winning baseball, work ethic doesn't matter to me." 

The previous mayor -- back when the place was called Mannywood -- was also deadly serious about his work ethic. But he did some bad things and had to go away for a while. He'll return Friday, July 3, at Petco Park in San Diego at 7:05 p.m. Pacific time, for those keeping score at home.

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Joel Auerbach/US PresswireJuan Pierre is batting .465 with 11 runs scored in 10 games since replacing Manny Ramirez as the Dodgers' left fielder.

Juan Pierre knows full well that no matter how many hits he accumulates or bases he steals in the next six weeks -- no matter where the Dodgers stand in the National League West -- many of the fans who filled those Mannywood seats in left field will be stricken with Manny Ramirez fever as the big day approaches.

"The fans have treated me well at Dodger Stadium," Pierre said, "but I think they're patiently awaiting Manny's return. I know that. I'm a fan of the game, too, and I know baseball. But there's no sense worrying about something when you can't control it."

It has been 11 days since Ramirez received a 50-game suspension for violating Major League Baseball's drug policy, prompting fans to respond with a mixture of anger and sadness, columnists to rage about the ongoing steroid scourge, and Dodgers manager Joe Torre to reshuffle his batting order.

Pierre, inserted into the lineup on May 7, is playing like a guy who's trying to recoup all the hits he lost while missing 43 games in 2008. He's batting .465 (20-for-43) with six stolen bases since replacing Ramirez in left field.

In 83 plate appearances this season, Pierre has struck out twice. In a 12-5 victory in Florida on Sunday, he even received his sixth career intentional walk.

The Dodgers were hoping Pierre could fill a void. For the first 10 games, he's gone all Rickey Henderson on them.

"as much as it pains me to say, i have to admit that juan 'the out-making machine' pierre is doing awesome. i nearly passed out from shock when he received the intentional walk. simply incredible. i would have bet my firstborn child that this would never have happened while he wore a dodger uniform. (thank goodness i payed for that abortion)"

"The way he prepares himself, he's always game-ready," second baseman Orlando Hudson said. "When you see him sitting out for a while and then you look at his numbers and what he's been doing jump-starting the lineup, it's phenomenal."

Torre essentially had two options when Ramirez began his suspension. He could have kept shortstop Rafael Furcal at leadoff and Hudson in the No. 2 hole and plugged in Pierre lower down the order. Or he could have opted for Plan B and gone with a track team in the first three spots.

Pierre spent his first two games batting ninth behind the pitcher. Then Torre changed course May 9 against San Francisco, moving him to leadoff. Under the new configuration, Furcal is batting second and Hudson is hitting third, where he had logged more than 700 career at-bats in Toronto and Arizona.

The new-look L.A. lineup brings to mind the 1985 St. Louis Cardinals, who won 101 games with Vince Coleman batting leadoff, Willie McGee hitting second and Tommy Herr driving in 110 runs on eight homers in the No. 3 spot. Torre agreed that Los Angeles' new lineup has some of that old St. Louis appeal, "minus the AstroTurf."

The Dodgers have outscored opponents 40-14 in the first inning this season, so they don't give other teams much room to breathe.

"irrelevant stat. most of those runs were accumulated while manny's impotent wood was still in the lineup"

"You stack those guys, especially two of them [Hudson and Furcal] being switch-hitters, and they can cause some problems," Torre said. "When Manny was here, there was a lot of conversation about protecting Manny. 'Who's going to hit behind him?' But the protection part comes from who's on base when he hits."

Pierre isn't exactly Joe Softball Player. From the start of 2001 through the end of 2007, he racked up 1,378 hits -- more than any big leaguer not named Ichiro Suzuki. For point of reference, Derek Jeter, Albert Pujols and Miguel Tejada ranked third, fourth and fifth in the majors during that span.

"i hate this stat. he also ranked in the top 5 in outs all those years that he played regularly. the aforementioned players do not share that distinction."

But all those knocks don't translate into much of an on-base percentage. During the past four years, Pierre hit in the .280 to .290 range annually with an OBP around .330. Those numbers reflect a very competent big leaguer, but they won't save a guy from criticism when he's making $44 million on a five-year contract.

"5 years/$44 million for Juan Pierre. Fire Ned Colletti"

After the Dodgers signed Andruw Jones last year, doled out more playing time to prospects Andre Ethier and Matt Kemp and acquired Ramirez in a July deadline trade, it was inevitable that Pierre would be spending more time riding what he calls the "piney woods."

"Andruw Jones is currently raking for the Rangers and is on the Dodgers payroll. Fire Ned Colletti."

Pierre played 162 games every year from 2003 through 2007, and his lack of an "on-off" switch made it hard for him to accept all that bench time. He didn't win any public relations points in August when the team asked him to move from left field to center to accommodate Ramirez, and he told reporters, "All I've ever done is be Juan Pierre when I wear this jersey. They're sticking it to me this year for whatever reason."

"here were some of the reasons. 

1) you had put up underwhelming numbers for 3 straight years at the plate and the field. 

2) manny is awesome. you are not.

3) you referred to yourself in the 3rd person."

It was natural to conclude that Pierre was pouting. But he's quiet even during the best of times, so his internal struggles did little to alter the clubhouse dynamic. Pierre, by all accounts, never strayed from his grueling workout regimen or acted territorially around his teammates.

"again... i don't care about his propensity to work hard. i can work hard to become an NBA center, but some things just aren't meant to be."

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The way he prepares himself, he's always game-ready. When you see him sitting out for a while and then you look at his numbers and what he's been doing jump-starting the lineup, it's phenomenal.

”-- Dodgers second baseman Orlando Hudson on teammate Juan Pierre

Ethier is Pierre's regular pregame throwing partner, and he said he never felt a sense of resentment from Pierre as they competed for at-bats.

"He's been there the whole time for us, especially me and Matt," Ethier said. "We've been there elbow-to-elbow trying to compete for playing time in the outfield. But he's never turned his back and been a guy who says, 'Forget those guys.' He's been really accessible."

Torre, who likes to use veteran players to police the clubhouse, found Pierre to be a willing lieutenant in the chain of command last season.

"Matt Kemp was on a roller coaster with his performance, and Juan was always there," Torre said. "If I needed to get a message to Matt and I thought it would be best delivered by Juan, he wouldn't be like, 'Uhh, OK.' He was very open and made sure when he did deliver it, that it was done in the right way."

This year, Pierre has found a new pal in Hudson, who is as gregarious as Pierre is introverted. They crossed paths 10 years ago while chirping at each other in Class A ball, and as self-made players who grew up in the South, they have a lot in common.

Pierre is from Louisiana, and Hudson hails from South Carolina. Pierre roots for the LSU Tigers, while Hudson cheers for the South Carolina Gamecocks. They've talked about baseball and hashed out their college football differences over fried chicken, macaroni and cheese, candied yams and collard greens at Roscoe's House of Chicken 'N Waffles in Los Angeles.

"why is this in the article? is this to inform the reader that these players are both black and from the south?"

Hudson smiled when asked who would win a footrace between the speedsters at the top of the L.A. order.

"I think it would be Furcal," Hudson said. "He'd probably edge Juan P., and I would definitely be third. A distant third. Those guys can go."

Before a game in Philadelphia last week, as his teammates lingered in the outfield, Pierre worked up a sweat taking fungoes off the bat of bench coach Bob Schaefer. It's this type of preparation that allows a player to go from bench guy to line-drive machine at the drop of a hat -- or an MLB-issued news release.

"i'm happy for pierre and more importantly and i'm glad the dodgers offense is still productive. but this 'line-drive machine' is somewhat a product of luck. his BABIP stands  at .431. obscenely high and completely unsustainable. "

For what it's worth, L.A. fans truly seem to appreciate Pierre's earnest approach to the game. Some enterprising Dodger-watchers recently began selling "JuanPierreWood" and "Juan's World" T-shirts online. Word is they're selling like candied yams and collard greens.

Ask Pierre whether he would be happy to just concentrate on baseball rather than doing interviews to share his "feelings" about replacing Ramirez, and he lights up like the Dodger Stadium parking lot during a 10-run blowout.

"Oh yeah, I love the game," Pierre said. "Once they say, 'Play ball,' that's the best part of the day for me. I don't need the glitz and the glamour or to be noticed. I've been invisible here for the last month and a half before this. I would rather just keep it that way."

"so he would rather rob the dodgers of $44 million and be invisible instead of actually earning his money through producing on the diamond? i guess he really was laughing his way to the bank"

It's a little too late for anonymity. The circus is on hiatus, and Pierre is making the best of a bittersweet situation, trying to squeeze in as many hits as possible while Dodgers fans count the days until Manny's return.

"please continue this level production. do not revert to the 2005-2007 juan pierre that i have learned to abhor. earn that ridiculous contract that ned gave you. i want to like you juan...i really do. but i will never be convinced you are worth $44 million dollars over 5 years."

ESPN "Guru"

In response to this article http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=4164974 I have made the following comment to illustrate the ineptitude of the so called "professional" sports journalists. Honestly, a twelve year old could be this "accurate" and "credible" with only a limited knowledge of the game. My response is as follows:

I wish I could play against Rick Paulas in fantasy, because he isn't very good at paying attention. Clearly had a deadline he was behind on so he just whipped this out. I only needed to see the first comparison he made to know this. Russel Martin, while very lackluster to start the season, is hitting .438, OBP .581 and his OPS is 1.050 in the month of May. Raising his average and OPB over 80 and 100 points respectively for the season in half a months worth of work. It might be fair to say he is actually EN FUEGO right now.

I'll be the first to admit his power is still lacking and the extra base hits are not really there, but it would appear he has found the stroke we have come to expect from him. The ship has been righted. you would be an idiot to dump a guy who has produced like that in the last 14 days, and has the track record to prove he is a productive cather. Oh ya and all that talk about too many strikeout... 11 BB and 3 K in the month of May.

Apparently any idiot can get the full time pay of a sports journalist without the basic skills necessary to complete the job, i.e. credibility and accuracy. What do I know though, I am just a full time member of the work force and a part time sports fan and a lowly blogger. dodgerblueballs dot com. If you are interested in some journalism that is at least loosely based in reality and statistics.

how good/bad is the dodgers' pitching staff?

in light of the manny debacle, i've had to address a variation of the following question countless times:

"what do you think of the dodgers' chances without manny for 50 games?"

there are a number of ways to address this question. the quickest and easiest answer goes something like the following:

the dodgers play in a division where AAA team could play .500 ball. so personally, i'm not getting my panties in a bunch. although the beloved blue have played sub .500 ball since the suspension, i would bet my left nut that they lead the division by the time man-ram returns. if they aren't, i'll have to follow the lead that our beloved heroes have set before me and start increasing my testosterone intake as i ice my one remaining testicle.

but i sincerely doubt i will be voluntarily castrating myself in 2 months time for another reason. the pitching staff is good. not "zack greinke" good , but good.

here are some pitching stats as of May 11, 2009.

Runs Allowed: 127 (2nd in MLB)

Earned Runs Average: 3.77 (2nd in MLB)

Walks + Hits per inning: 1.25 (1st in MLB)

Strikeouts per 9 innings: 7.56 (7th in MLB)

Strikeout/Walk Ratio: 2.06 (7th in MLB)

HR per 9 innings: 0.67 (1st in MLB)

Field Independent Pitching: 3.88 (3rd in MLB)

upon first glance, one could easily presume that the pitching rotation is awesome. however, i am a little less than convinced by the numbers. 

the dodgers' pitching staff also boasts the lowest BABIP (batting average of balls put in play) at .279, the 7th highest strand rate at 72.8%, and a HR/Fly Ball ratio of 6.7%.  all of those aforementioned numbers are nearly unsustainable and are likely to regress. but even if that occurs, that still leaves the blue crew with a pitching staff that will rank in the top 10 in nearly every controllable category. and the young arms are what will keep the dodgers afloat, because aside from missing the the on-base machine known as manny, the defense has resembled a partial birth abortion. according to fangraphs, the dodgers trot out the 3rd worst fielding team in all of baseball.

with that stated, calm down dodger fans. things will be fine. not great, but fine. expect some quality .500 baseball in the upcoming months courtesy of some quality pitching.

Hate to say I told you so...

... but I told you so. The Dodgers, post Man Ram are o-2. I know this is a small sample size... but as of right now I am not convinced things are going to be changing anytime soon after what I have seen the last two games. In all fairness, the presence of Manny Ramirez, or lack thereof in the loss to the Nationals had everything to do with our miserable bullpen and not much at all to do with the hitters. Now the 3-1 loss to the Giants on Friday night which I had the "pleasure" of witnessing firsthand at Dodger Stadium, this one kind of stings. Here we go, 9 hits, 5 walks, 1 HBP. A total of 15 baserunners, seems good except when you take the extra three seconds to see how many runs were scored. BA/RISP? A mind altering .111, translated into a 1 for 9 evening. Barry Zito, like we all know is not good, he allowed 11 baserunners in 6 innings, a 1.83 WHIP, yet somehow only allowed one run. The man is like Houdini, that sophomore in high school 84 MPH heater he was throwing all night had to be tainted with magic to not have been sent in the THINK BLUE sign across the parking lot. The only explanation for what happened here (besides magic and witchcraft) is that the Dodgers, particularly without Manny, are not that good.

Remember my rather lengthy recent post about only three Dodgers being worth a darn with RISP? Well we just lost the biggest one of those three for 50 games. The call I sent out to "not so big game" James Loney, Russell J.Martin, and Matt "slider down and away" Kemp must be answered now if the Dodgers want to have any chance of going 25-25 over the next 50 games. Luckily they are currently playing in the NL Worst so the .500 record might be enough to hold the lead until Manny gets back. Hopefully O-Dog can stay healthy and continue to out perform his own personal history.

I would like to hope that this was just one bad game that got away. I understand there are 162 of them, so you can't possibly have it all going for you in every one of those games. Yet, at the same time I am highly concerned now, because the holes that Manny covered up with his ridiculous production are now going to be exposed. His absence, obviously effects the the rest of the line-up, if for no other reason than the fact that there is no way on God's green earth that Juan Pierre is going to come close to replacing his run production. Especially when Juan D'Vaughn is hitting 9th, behind the pitcher.

I hope I am wrong, but just a fair warning so that none of you are shocked in a month or two, if the Martin, Loney, Kemp, Furcal platoon do not start playing up to their ability and producing at least average numbers (in the case of Russ and Raffi) and the slightly above average numbers they are suppose to be capable of then we are going to have a serious problem. As a side note, Kemp has actually been quite productive, he simply needs to remain as such, the sub-par BA/RISP is mainly why he has been lumped in with the salary thieves. If these three continue on the same production paths and O-Dog and/or Andre come back down from their magic carpet rides, where second basemen have OPS over 1.000 and Angry Dragons soar through the clouds with all those mashed homerun balls, Los Doyers are going to lick balloon knot.

A Little Thing I like to Call Manny's Wood

Get it, it was a play on Mannywood... Well DBB writer Jason Plum beat me to the punch on this one, but isn't this ever so fitting, for the Dodgers, for Manny, for all my Dodgers hopes and dreams? I have been some what convinced for several years now that we as Dodger fans are going to be the next Red Sox fans circa... uh the 86 years before 2004 I guess. A proud fan base with a pathetic organization, the team that is always in the thick of it, but somehow find's a way to get all A-Rod when it counts.

Oddly enough, that is why we are here for this installment, Manny couldn't perform when it counted... and I am in no way referring to baseballs, bats, or leather gloves, well maybe I am (I have no idea what Man Ram is into: his business) but as this is a family show I will leave it at that. Poor Manny was just lookin' to please the laydayzzzz (see how I can type and make it sound sexy: someone nominate me for a Pulitzer) and his punishment, about two months of unpaid leave. Poor guy, all that time on his hands and he can't even get his swurve on... because he only swings the wood on the baseball field, apparently his bedroom wood needs that extra edge and that is what got him in this position in the first place!

Honestly, if this is in fact true it WOULD BE freakin hilarious, if Manny still played for the Red Sox. I'm talking like BITCH TITS funny too. I'm sure by now you all know my hatred for the Red Sox. As it stands right now, this is like the worst thing that could ever happen. I am not mad at Manny, and even if he really was on roids I wouldn't be surprised because, again, everyone it seems juiced something at some point in the last decade or two. I am half expecting to find out Greg Maddux was juicing when he was pumping those 86 MPH fastballs down the pipe at age 40. I really do not care about steroids, unless it's Barry Bonds we are talking about, he is a cheater. the may have just gone from hero to zero in as long as it takes Manny to perform in the bedroom (without his pills).

I hope you are all prepared for a .500 record for the next 50 games, if we are lucky. Set MLB history one day, and the next your throwing out the sheets and going to Target for new linens because you just shat the bed, baseball much like life can be a fickle bitch. I really have nothing else to contribute to this, I've been sleep deprived the last few days and now this, so my thought process is a little screwy. Hope it was fun. Take 'er easy (and if she;s that easy, take 'er twice) ZING! POW! phhhtt... the last one is Manny in the sack.


Editor's Note: Dodger Blue Balls would like to express the the deranged ramblings exhibited by some of its writers are not the Company's stance. Dodger Blue Balls would dually like to apologize for even allowing one of their writers to reduce this once informative site to a smut-peddling den of iniquity filled with tasteless bedroom humor. The writer , OJ, will surely be let go any day now.

Really, Manny, Really?

Well, this ought to be fun. From yahoo sports:

A source close to Manny Ramirez(notes) said Thursday that the illegal substance for which the Los Angeles Dodgers slugger tested positive was not “an agent customarily used for performance enhancing.”

At least not on the baseball diamond. The source, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said the substance is supposed to boost sex drive. It is not Viagra, but a substance that treats the cause rather providing a temporary boost in sexual performance, the source said.

Turns out he really was taking PED's to be better with the wood (ba-dum-bum... thank you, I'll be here all day).

Why, Manny, Why?

From ESPN.COM:

Major League Baseball is expected to announce Thursday that Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Manny Ramirez has tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs and will be suspended for 50 games, The Los Angeles Times is reporting.

Ramirez's suspension is expected to be announced Thursday, The Times said.

Triple-A outfielder Xavier Paul has been told by the Dodgers that he will be promoted later today, according to The Times.

Well, we knew this start had to be too good to be true...

A full reaction and response to be posted later today.

BA/RISP

Because of the ongoing discourse amongst all of our readers (Ryan, I am taking the liberty and saying you are all of our readers), I have decided to further investigate this thing we cal batting average with runners in scoring position. As several week and 16 games have passed since I first explored this issue the Dodgers have as a team progressed and are currently hitting .286 RISP. Good enough to place them 10th in the major leagues. Slightly above average, ok, this is fine I guess. Currently their over BA is .285, good enough for 3rd in the major leagues, this is certainly nice, but here is where I my concerns still mount.

Since Mr. Plum was so kind as to introduce me to a place where I could find the necessary statistics I decided to see how each individual was producing in the aforementioned situation, and to my dismay (albeit I still had my suspicions) things were not as peachy keen as the overall numbers might indicate. Please allow me to expand upon this, of the Dodgers hitters only the 2-4 hitters are really doing work here, O-Dog, Manny and Andre are all raking and carrying high OBP's at .308, .333, and .326 respectively. I am happy with this production, but unfortunately these three gents are always the once on base, so who is knocking them in? Well nobody really, Loney and Martin have a .429 and .405 OBP/RISP, seems nice, but this is kind of the one time where an out is better than a walk, i.e. a man on third and you walk, now the double play is on. I'd rather see a productive fly out than a walk in this case. Anyone that has even watched a few of the games where Loney has come to the plate late in the game with RISP cannot honestly tell me he was looking to make a clutch hit... he looked more like a frightened school boy about to cop his first feel. Russ Martin also has 10 K's out of 37 plate appearances with RISP, I mean come on Russ. At least give me a fly out, the only thing worse than that would be hitting into a DP.

So to summarize, outside of the three top performers, the next best hitter with RISP is Matt Kemp, coming in at .267, not good considering his .289 batting average, which was significantly higher just a week ago (he has been having a tougher go of it in his last 7, hitting .240). The point is, although we are winning right now, we are relying quite heavily on 3 players, one of which is somewhat injury prone, and a career .284 hitter. Orlando might come back to earth at some point, don't be shocked if he does, not to mention the fact that he is hitting behind the lackluster Raffi, the pitcher's spot and the ever so riveting Casey Blake. Honestly if he was hitting 1.000 we can't really expect to many RBI's from him. Manny will continue to be clutch, I am not worried about that at all, but I do fear that he will be taking or be given more days off now that he is creeping on 40 years old, when it counts though, he will be in the game and I have every bit of confidence in him at the plate. When it comes down to it, I am almost as confident in Andre, the guy has been nothing but solid since he came up. The guy is a rock, he will play everyday and you can pretty much always count on him when push comes to shove.

By the way, Andre Ethier has 20 of his 26 RBI's with RISP, this is what you are supposed to do. Hit when guys are on base and help your team out, the liner to the gap with two out and nobody on in the third inning... although nice, reminds me of the Nancy Drew days. I really like this guy, that is why I voted to have him as my friend if I could choose amongst Dodger starters, always know what you are going to get, he is going to show up when you need him, and he is like WAY sexy... except he kind of runs funny I think, that's just me though, nobody is perfect.

Ok, back to the topic at hand. We know Manny and Andre are everything we had hoped for, and should remain that way. As for O-Dog, due to know fault of his own, I just don't think he can be counted on to produce a lot of runs, it's got to be some sort of law, let's call this the law of averages, no one has ever used that term before. Realistically, Raffi will pick it up, but the pitcher's spot and Casey Blake... ain't gonna happen, and to top it off he is probably not going to continue hitting in the .330's (I hope he does, it might completely negate the Juan Pierre debacle created by Ned Coletti, luckily we can still hate him for Jason Schmidt and Andruw Jones, to name only a couple). The fact is if the Dodgers want to be considered a viable threat in the playoffs and have a shot at winning the World Series, James Loney, Matt Kemp, and Russ Martin are going to have to sack up.

Let me give you a scenario in an important game that as of right now strikes only the deepest of fears into my heart. Top of the 9th, O-Dog gets out this time, Manny draws a walk. Man on 1B, 1 out. Dre works a great at-bat into lined single... Maybe Manny gets to third... maybe. So runners on 1B and 3B, one out. Loney comes up, still not comfortable making a move on his old lady, does the yawn stretch arm around the shoulder move, and draws a walk. Russ Martin... double play, game over we lose. Or Russ Martin strikes out... so bases juiced, two down... the stuff dreams are made of when you were a kid tossing the ball in the air and hitting it into your neighbor's back yard!!! You won it all!!!! Oh, wait, Matt Kemp is up... the count is already 0-2, what? I didn't even see the first two pitches, I guess he just starts 0-2. it's like some messed up men's city league softball rule. You all know what happens next, so I am not even going to say it, but whoever leaves a comment with the right answer first has earned themselves a beer compliments of yours truly. Either way we still lose that game.

It seems hard to complain when your team is 19-8 and one out from 20-8 as we speak, but we are playing against bad teams right now and bad pitchers (for the most part), we should have these inflated numbers if we think we stand any kind of chance of being a contender. This kind of lackluster clutch hitting by everyone not hitting 2-4 will not cut it, I promise. Let me put show it to you this way in case you still completely disagree with me, the "best" team we have played right now... this is ridiculous... (we are in May and this is the best team we have played) the San Francisco Giants at a lightning 13-12, also against the same bad teams for the most part. Pretty sure all 13 of those games were pitched by Timmy Lincecum too, I know it doesn't seem possible, but it is the only explanation.

On second thought, please disregard my last post, it is no wonder why the rest of the sports world doesn't give a hoot about the Dodgers, they have played their first months worth of games against AA teams at best.

I Hate the East Coast

• Greinke wins sixth KC's Gordon improving
• Ace Zambrano put on DL Cubs victorious
• Ankiel carted off after wall crash Cards fall
• Red Sox now 4-0 vs. Yanks A-Rod closer
• Mets move Perez to bullpen Defeat Braves
• Hamels on track to start for Phillies on Friday
• Hamilton tests rib cage injury Rangers win
• Braun, Weeks help Brewers beat Bucs again
• Cards' Carpenter tests side by playing catch
• Olney: Sorting through A-Rod book fallout

These are the top ten stories on the MLB section of the ESPN website as of 11:06 PM on Monday May the 4th.... ok .... where you goin with this OJ? On this same day the Dodgers extended their home win streak to 11. The most ever in the history of the National League which began in 1876, 133 years ago. 133 years of history and the Dodgers have done something no other team could ever do, yet these are you top ten headlines. Two stories involving the Yankees, one for the Red Sox, one for the Cubs, two for the Cardinals, one for the Mets, one for the Brewers and Pirates!!!, throw in the Rangers and the Royals, and it sounds like news to me. What does this all mean? 80% of these stories are Eastern markets and some how the Rangers are relavent, I don't know. In all fairness, Greinke and the Royals is a pretty fun story which I am interested in hearing about. How the flying rat fornication can this be considered a credible source of sports or baseball news? If the Yankees, Red Sox, Cubs, Mets, the freakin Royals had an 11-0 record at home to start a season and set a league record we would get the "pleasure" of reading 17 different "journalists" opinions on how that team was the best team in history and on their way to the World Series. Can anyone explain to me how the Dodgers, aside from the home streak are not newsworthy, they are currently leading the MLB with a .704 WP... if nothing else at least mention that in this same game they hit into a triple play. Nothing? Not even a mention?

ESPN is as credible a source of sports information as the Huffington Post is for politics. I hate ESPN and the Eastern bias makes me want to puke.

Breaking News: As of 11:27 PM the 8th story headline reads, "Dodgers survive D-backs' triple play for victory". If you click on the link, it shows the boxscore.... bitchin. Teammates alledgedly call A-Rod "Bitch Tits" and it was worthy of ESPN's home page front story... which may have actually been the right call, because that is still perhaps the best story in baseball the last decade, better than the Red Sox winning it, better than the Rays making it to the Series, better than Barry breaking records... BITCH TITS... it never gets old.

Somehow in LA we are going to be the "Nobody believed in us" Team, does not seem possible, but whatever, if that is what it takes to recapture the magic of Kirk, then that is what it takes, I am sure you all remember no one believed in the '88 team either... oh that's right, we can't really honestly say we remember anything that happened 21 years ago. At least not those of us who write for this website.

Eff you world, we don't want you on our side.