Three things to improve the Dodgers.
1. Trade Billingsley for Vagisil.
2. Trade Kuroda for slime.
3. Trade Jason Schmittt for beer.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
WHEN WILL DODGERS ALLOW GAYZ?
cUM ON dodger fanz. ! we are all seriously wondering when you will add gayz on the team!!!!!! i mean, hey~! what iz it? is it the nineties, or what? i mean 3VERY-1 knows that lasorda haz been gay for like a million years so whats the big deal?
topic number two.
J---LO! WHEN will james LonEy begin to understand he needs to his more than like zero homeruns for us not to think he is uppity? Not to be weird or anything but zero homeruns in like his last whatever is G. A. Y. what a liberal.
3. abortions. DON'T GO THERE~~!!!!
AND WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH SO MANY LATINAS AT THE GAYMES. THAT MUST BE THE GANG INFLUENZ OR WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!
topic number two.
J---LO! WHEN will james LonEy begin to understand he needs to his more than like zero homeruns for us not to think he is uppity? Not to be weird or anything but zero homeruns in like his last whatever is G. A. Y. what a liberal.
3. abortions. DON'T GO THERE~~!!!!
AND WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH SO MANY LATINAS AT THE GAYMES. THAT MUST BE THE GANG INFLUENZ OR WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!
thoughts on the all-star festivities...
-i'm not too sure whats a bigger letdown, the final round of the home run derby or losing your anal virginity.
-joe torre has no business being associated with the all-star game with his season long quest to keep the dodgers' 3rd most productive player batting 7th or 8th in the lineup.
-watching derek jeter getting pegged brought joy to my heart. if only tiny tim would have aimed for his neck.
-obama's first pitch disappointed me. i thought he liked and played sports.
-carl crawford will be the reason that the dodgers have to play the 1st 2 games on the road in the world series.
-which reminds me, having an exhibition game decide who gets home field advantage in the world series is a historically stupid idea.... think "bay of pigs" stupid.
-tim mccarver is still an idiot.
-its nice to see the NL West pitchers represent themselves well. they were responsible for all the runs scored by the opposition.
-joe torre has no business being associated with the all-star game with his season long quest to keep the dodgers' 3rd most productive player batting 7th or 8th in the lineup.
-watching derek jeter getting pegged brought joy to my heart. if only tiny tim would have aimed for his neck.
-obama's first pitch disappointed me. i thought he liked and played sports.
-carl crawford will be the reason that the dodgers have to play the 1st 2 games on the road in the world series.
-which reminds me, having an exhibition game decide who gets home field advantage in the world series is a historically stupid idea.... think "bay of pigs" stupid.
-tim mccarver is still an idiot.
-its nice to see the NL West pitchers represent themselves well. they were responsible for all the runs scored by the opposition.
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